… is when you walk out to your car after work, open the door, get in, and as you close your door, glance down and see a stream of ants pouring in and going under your seat. I kid you not. I couldn’t make something up like this. And no, its sure as heck isn’t...
Category Archives: oddities
truths …
(forward received via email … but so very true!) 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I...
Forecasting
… the weather, that is, is something my poor brain is becoming quite good at as of late. If its gonna rain, my brain knows it … rather, the headache that kicks up predicts it. As a child I considered becoming a meterologist but all that science kinda nipped the excitement in the bud. Looks...
ADD
This is so me … thanks to the IT guy at my day job for posting it on our office homepage about a month or so ago! As you can see, I’m just now remembering to post it here!
Dear Spammers
… military dot com:I’m sorry, I’m the wrong member of my family to be receiving these emails, but my Army veteran father is very anti – internet. At least in the sense of doing anything online by himself. That’s what I’m for. Can I collect his benefits since you so bent on offering me the...
Oh…kay
Strange … Very strange … A couple hours ago, my alarm clock was fourteen minutes faster than my laptop. Now, nine minutes. Weird.
Bad idea…
In case one of my previous entries, the “Dear John” letter to my brother to be exact, caused anyone to think I don’t like or love him, I just want to clarify I really do. Like and love him. Well, most of the time. But, as he’s well aware after several years, his antics make...
Spam Message Lines…
Super Green Tea: Uncle Sam wants to jump start the economy! Okay, what on earth does Green Tea have to do with either Uncle Sam or the economy? Add in that lately I get a lot of spams offering to help me become a nurse, psychologist, or work in CSI…and I’m wondering if its possible...
Mid Week Loves
…Fred Flare Style! I thought I’d do something a bit different this week, thus Juno cheeseburger phone–Yes, I not only have watched the movie, but own it. My brother and I use the cheeseburger line a bit too much –Fred Cell Phone Receiver. Forget hands free, figure out how to clip/pocket the phone and use...
100 + Things About Me
Had one of these years ago, so I though it was time to just rewrite it… 1. I was born on the 35th anniversary of the atomic bomb dropping on Hiroshima 2. I was an only child for eight years 3. I began reading in the spring of my kindergarten year 4. Not longer after,...
